jo-march:

#STILL THE BEST JOKE ON HIMYM EVER

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niksolas:

never-be-anything-but-loud:

In the Chamber of Secrets, when Dobby first appears in Harry’s bedroom, Dobby tells Harry about how he has heard all about Harry’s greatness.

But if he serves the Malfoys and rarely leaves the Manor, who told Dobby these things?

My money is on Draco.

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lickystickypickyshe:

That split second…

icwok:

a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping

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my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat

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then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)

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rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch

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charmancler:

"do you take this woman to be ur wife?"

"check my faq first xx"

ninasexbrev:

my grandma just told me she always reads the last page of a book first just in case she dies and doesn’t make it to the end

  • expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
  • reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog

myskinnybones:

uhuhanniebananie:

tltty:

i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine

people say the same thing about cocaine

No I still like cocaine

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abeckoningcat:

lokimau5:

#dis bitch

I don’t reblog much Loki stuff, but that was one of my favorite moments.  His face, you guys.

"…I’ve been here THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS…”

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